Say hello to Australia's 2022 Top 10 Ordinary Rig Finalists...
Budgy Smuggler has combed the country from coast to coast to assemble the finest assortment of ordinary in our Nation's history.
These 10 finalists are so Ordinary, they are Extra-Ordinary. This elite unit will battle it out in a fierce competition of glitz, glamour and ordinary-ness on 29th October 2022 at Ivy Pool, Sydney hosted by Hello Sport Podcast.
Think Miss World meets Victoria's Secret meets Budgy Smuggler.
The winner will be crowned with the title of Australia's Most Ordinary Rig and will walk away with a billboard in their hometown, $10k and entry into the Worlds Most Ordinary Rig in 2023.
Be a part of history. Get your tickets HERE.
MEET THE RIGS
Taine Boelen / @taineboelen
Age: 21
What do you want to be when you grow up? A Chiropractor, I've always thought snapping people for a living sounds bloody grouse. I do it on the footy field, why not make a living out of it?
Any hidden talents? As you can see in submission, I'm surprisingly flexible for a big fella, so when ever I whip out the splits, everyone goes wild.
Marius Van der Merwe / @marius_pudge
Age: 28
Favourite pair? Neon Jungle to match my inner party animal.
What did you want to be when you grew up? Chicken nugget scientist - it's a real job.
Currently relationship status: Severely punching
Lachlan Moffat / @lachlan.moffat96
Age: 26
What advice can you give for people who aspire to be where you are? No cardio on days that end in y,
What sport would you be playing if you weren't robbed by selectors? Rugby union, all went downhill when my Under 15's coach didn't enter team sheets, we were disqualified from finals and rugby scouts never saw me grace the pitch. Thanks Steve
Ryley Hayes / @fridge__hayes
Age: 23
What advice can you give for people who aspire to be where you are? This towns only big enough for one fridge
Hobbies include: Having a schooner Chasing around a rugby ball Baking caramel slice
Reynor Guildford / @reynorgram
Age: 34
Describe yourself in 3 words: I'll need four. Thicc.
Hobbies include: stalking the secret menu on KFC.
My first crush was: Charlie from Hi 5.
Life motto: Life is all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
Josh Clutterbuck / @josh_clultterbuck
Age: 27
What advice would you give to people who aspire to be where you are? You can't get to this place on your own. When you're at a function and the caterer comes around with 2 spring rolls left don't be that guy and say no I'm good. Be the guy who goes Righto I'll grab both off ya
James Brady / @jimmybrady89
Age 33:
What do you want to be when you grow up? Pro golfer and house husband.
Life motto: A moment on the lips worth the lifetime on the hips.
Hobbies include: Was soccer until I snapped my ACL (could have gone pro) now I chop my way around a golf course with a beer in hand.
Thomas Kunkel / @tom_yeppoonmudflap
Age: 23
What sport would you be playing if you weren't robbed by selectors? I'd be the best forward pocket in the afl if my acl didn't want to give up
Any hidden talents? Can smash 10 cheese burgers the morning after hosing beers
Zac Jerrim / @_zaccyjerrim
Age: 26
Describe yourself in 3 words: Chunky but funky
My first crush was: My cousins ex girlfriend - Kristy I miss you xx
What advice can you give for people who aspire to be where you are? Never skip cheat meal day, sometimes train it twice
Daniel Smith / @dan_dan_smith
Age: 32
Star sign: The Goat (coincidence... i think not!)
What do you want to be when you grow up? I would like to be an angry old man sitting on my balcony overlooking a river, drinking a bloke or other refreshing bevvie, yelling at blokes cruising past in their boats to slow down.
Yours in Smuggling love,
The Budgy Crew
